Music to kill oneself to
So, another addition of things which do and do not rule.
Mullets rule. I spotted the elusive rat-tail mullet today. A good day.
Kenny especially does not rule. As a matter of fact, he sucks. There are two men left in this world that perm their hair: Weird Al Yankovic and Kenny G. Even Michael Bolton no longer perms his hair. Kenny G is probably the only one-man hairband in history, and he makes aweful music that I am forced to endure daily for hours upon end at work. It really makes me want to do bodily harm to something cute and furry.
B) Kodiak Grizzly Bears have two hypothetical natural enemies.
1. The Tyrannosaurus Rex, who is no longer with us
2. The great while shark
Since there aren't too many Great White's swimming up the streams of Alaska and Canada, the only thing that could hurt these animals is man. Which has been known to happen. But if you were to make it your life purpose to protect these cute furry animals, would you live amongst them in a national PRESERVE? Probably not helping your cause much by keeping vigil over the ones already being protected by the government. But that is exactly what Timothy Treadwell did.
Raise your hands if you've seen The Grizzly Man. I see several hands out there.
That dude is insane. The best part is his five minute rant against the National Park Service. With all the current homeland security issues, Timothy makes it his goal to excoriate the national park service for, well, I don't really know what. Other great moments include a wild fox, "Ghost," running away with Tim's hat and Tim chasing the fox while filming and steaming explatives. Good stuff. Watch it. That's all for today. Kenny G, I hate you.
Nords
Mullets rule. I spotted the elusive rat-tail mullet today. A good day.
Kenny especially does not rule. As a matter of fact, he sucks. There are two men left in this world that perm their hair: Weird Al Yankovic and Kenny G. Even Michael Bolton no longer perms his hair. Kenny G is probably the only one-man hairband in history, and he makes aweful music that I am forced to endure daily for hours upon end at work. It really makes me want to do bodily harm to something cute and furry.
B) Kodiak Grizzly Bears have two hypothetical natural enemies.
1. The Tyrannosaurus Rex, who is no longer with us
2. The great while shark
Since there aren't too many Great White's swimming up the streams of Alaska and Canada, the only thing that could hurt these animals is man. Which has been known to happen. But if you were to make it your life purpose to protect these cute furry animals, would you live amongst them in a national PRESERVE? Probably not helping your cause much by keeping vigil over the ones already being protected by the government. But that is exactly what Timothy Treadwell did.
Raise your hands if you've seen The Grizzly Man. I see several hands out there.
That dude is insane. The best part is his five minute rant against the National Park Service. With all the current homeland security issues, Timothy makes it his goal to excoriate the national park service for, well, I don't really know what. Other great moments include a wild fox, "Ghost," running away with Tim's hat and Tim chasing the fox while filming and steaming explatives. Good stuff. Watch it. That's all for today. Kenny G, I hate you.
Nords
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