Things I learned in my first week at seminary

1. When someone sneezes, and I say "bless you," it means a lot more because I'm in seminary.
2. I must be careful with how much of the Spirit I let flow out of my hands, because, and trust me this really happened the other day, I can knock people over. I put my roommate Taylor on his butt the other day.
3. This power to heal people and knock them down is rather impressive, and the only lucrative branch of the ministry
4. If I can complete my MDiv, I will be able to levitate like David Blaine. Get ready for that!

I will continue this slightly heterodox section in the future.
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Rules: emcee MF Doom
Does not rule: The movie Doom, starring the rock

Back in the groove and should be posting regularly,
Nordan

Photo: Frazier and me, just doing what we do