a little of the funny to assuage your day

That link is absolute gold. Thank you Dave Eggers, for McSweeney's, among many other things.

How many political idealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None.
Political idealists can't change anything.

How do you feel about that? Gimme some dialogue people!

Have a nice Tuesday, come see me at Cheddar's
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